My PC is trash and I need to get a new one ASAP. I am unable to get a job due to having no driver license or car and being stuck in college. I am looking for ~$1000 so I can get a high end laptop as I still have more college to complete and there is not space for a desktop in my house.

Questions you might have:

What games will you be able to play on the new PC?
Fortnite
Herdy Gerdy
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2 (for X7)
Sonic 06
Celeste
Funk Unplugged
and many more

Can I use emulator?
Yes

Do I need to use webcam?
No

Do I need to provide commentary?
No
What will you do with any extra money?
Get a new capture card for my Wii since the old one is missing
Go to a GDQ and/or NASA and have an epic face reveal